
Monday, June 30, 2008
Lappert's Ice Cream

Sunday, June 29, 2008
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Noah
Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark.
Noah! He roared, I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?
Forgive me, Lord, begged Noah, 'but things have changed.'
I needed a building permit.
I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system.
My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision.
Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.
Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl.
When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodations were too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.
I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!
Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.
I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew.
Immigration and Naturalization are checking the green-card status of most of the people who want to work.
The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark-building experience.
To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark.
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky.
Noah looked up in wonder and asked, 'You mean you're not going to destroy the world?'
'No,' said the Lord. 'The government beat me to it.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Award
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Thursday, June 26, 2008
Gloria

Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Girly Wisdom
- Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
- A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills...she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
- One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
- My mind not only wanders it sometimes leaves completely.
- The way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
- The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.
- The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
- I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my pants.
- Amazing... You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes.
- Skinny people irritate me when they say things like... 'You know sometimes I forget to eat'... Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
- The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
- I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!
Monday, June 23, 2008
A Gift from Ginger
Sunday, June 22, 2008
It's Sunday Again
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Laundry Day

Thursday, June 19, 2008
Angels
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Doll House and Doll House Dolls
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Miniature Tea Sets
Monday, June 16, 2008
Old Cars
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Father's Day

My Dad at age 16.
Here's a closer look.
He was a trucker for most of his adult life. Here he is by his truck in Colorado where it was being loaded with lumber. He hauled it to Nebraska.
This was taken at his 50th Anniversary party. He hated dressing up but he really enjoyed this party. I think he looks pretty happy in this photo.
I want to wish all you fathers out there a very Happy Father's Day.
By the way, I had to go back to the old computer to finish this post because I couldn't find some of the pictures. I've got a lot of organizing to do.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
My New Computer
Friday, June 13, 2008
More Brighton Things
This is a night light my daughter brought me from a business trip she made. She often brings Hubby and me mementos from her trips. This light is light sensitive so it comes on automatically when it starts getting dark. Since it's in the powder room with no outside windows, it stays on almost all the time.
Eye glass case I keep my sunglasses in. I keep this in my purse all the time as well as the following two items.
Thank you for visiting my Show & Tell. You can click on the Show & Tell icon to take you to Kelli's place where there is a list of other blogger's Show & Tell. There are always many interesting posts there.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Vintage Thursday

I discovered the Apron Queen had a new Thursday thing called Vintage Thingies. It's similar to the Show & Tell that Kelli does on Fridays but this is just for vintage things and it is on Thursdays. I have been planning to participate in this for over a month. Seems like every week it just wasn't convenient for me to do it but today I decided I would take the leap.
Being the "old" lady that I am I have quite a bit of vintage stuff. When I saw the picture to the left it reminded me of the mixer my parents gave us for one of our wedding gifts. It's amazing that I still have this old mixer as I haven't used it in many many years. But I hated to get rid of it for sentimental reasons. It was out in a cabinet in the garage. I told my Hubby what I was going to do so he dug it out for me and cleaned it up some. (Wasn't that sweet of him). Then I brought it in the house and took this picture.
The old mixer still looks pretty good. Both of the bowls got broken years ago and the beaters are missing. It had a juicer that sat on top of it that I had until just recently when I cleaned out my kitchen drawers and got rid of it. This is a Sunbeam Mixmaster. I remember my Mom saying this was the best mixer made then. We also got a Sunbeam hand mixer for our wedding. I remember being a little distressed when we got the hand mixer thinking "We don't need two mixers." But I was wrong. I ended up using the hand mixer much more than the large one.