NO WINE
I too out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?"
'No I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food? I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping', the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time tryng to stay alive'.
Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?
'Are you NUTS'! replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well, I said, I'm not going to give you the money. Instead I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless woman was shocked. Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and probably smell pretty disgusting.
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
This was e-mailed to me by a friend. I thought it was funny.


I remember when this song came out. I loved it. Our family laughed every time we heard it. I mentioned the song to my mother (who was the grandma). Everybody in the family called her Granny - even sisters, nieces, nephews, and even me, her daughter. She didn't think the song was a bit funny. She didn't even smile. I think she was irritated that we thought it was so funny. What made it even funnier is that she had a great sense of humor and laughed at just about every thing. That was many many years ago. 
